The Thunder Cock

Oh Malady~

thethundercock:

askdragqueenloki:

thethundercock:

*he watches Loki from the bed, admiring the gentle curve of his hips and slender thighs* Oh course. It looks so much better on you.

*his eyes narrow as he lays back* Come here. I haven’t seen anyone so damned gorgeous in weeks.

*grins and crawls on top of Thor. he straddles his hips and leans down on his elbows so that he is right above his face* It’s been a long couple of weeks without you here.

*he smiles and pulls Loki down for a quick kiss* I’m not sure you really want to do anything with me right now… It might take hours for me to finish.

*laughs and gives him a quick kiss* No, dear, I just want to lie here for right now. Not to mention, I have no idea where little Thor is, or if he’ll be over here.

*he perks up at the mention of a new member of the household* You’ve taken in a kid? *he smiles* Never thought I’d see the day, Loki. And a little me nonetheless.

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Oh Malady~

askdragqueenloki:

thethundercock:

askdragqueenloki:

thethundercock:

So this chick comes up to me in my dressing room on the set wearing this:

And she seemed kind of pissed when I told her her outfit looked fabulous and asked her where to get it. But after a few minutes of talking I got her out of it…probably not in the way she’d hoped. After she heard about my beautiful queen back home she offered to let me take it as a gift. So, Malady, shall you try it on? ;)

Hahaha! Sorry sweetheart, my Thor is all about the cock. Oooh, you always spoil me. I shall try it on, right now!

*after a few minutes, he comes back out and spins around for him*

How does it look? Oh wait, don’t tell me. Amazing.

*he watches Loki from the bed, admiring the gentle curve of his hips and slender thighs* Oh course. It looks so much better on you.

*his eyes narrow as he lays back* Come here. I haven’t seen anyone so damned gorgeous in weeks.

*grins and crawls on top of Thor. he straddles his hips and leans down on his elbows so that he is right above his face* It’s been a long couple of weeks without you here.

*he smiles and pulls Loki down for a quick kiss* I’m not sure you really want to do anything with me right now… It might takes hours for me to finish.

11 November

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Hullo hullo, I'm Maxwell, daughter of Hades. Pleased to meet you.

kalelle

Hey Max. Hope you’re having as fantastic a day as myself. ;)

11 November

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I'm pretty open

Oh Malady~

askdragqueenloki:

thethundercock:

So this chick comes up to me in my dressing room on the set wearing this:

And she seemed kind of pissed when I told her her outfit looked fabulous and asked her where to get it. But after a few minutes of talking I got her out of it…probably not in the way she’d hoped. After she heard about my beautiful queen back home she offered to let me take it as a gift. So, Malady, shall you try it on? ;)

Hahaha! Sorry sweetheart, my Thor is all about the cock. Oooh, you always spoil me. I shall try it on, right now!

*after a few minutes, he comes back out and spins around for him*

How does it look? Oh wait, don’t tell me. Amazing.

*he watches Loki from the bed, admiring the gentle curve of his hips and slender thighs* Oh course. It looks so much better on you.

*his eyes narrow as he lays back* Come here. I haven’t seen anyone so damned gorgeous in weeks.

11 November

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This text was reblogged from askdragqueenloki and originally by thethundercock.

#askdragqueenloki

Oh Malady~

So this chick comes up to me in my dressing room on the set wearing this:

And she seemed kind of pissed when I told her her outfit looked fabulous and asked her where to get it. But after a few minutes of talking I got her out of it…probably not in the way she’d hoped. After she heard about my beautiful queen back home she offered to let me take it as a gift. So, Malady, shall you try it on? ;)

11 November

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#askdragqueenloki

askdragqueenloki:

thethundercock:

askdragqueenloki:

kalelle:

7ns:

black-nata:

_{_{“Hooray.”}}

#thor what are you doing you’re bruised and battered and covered in goo this is not the time for victorious cheering

well i guess we now know what he says post bj

…Thor, honey, I told you to stop doing those bukkake films.

“The Lay of Thrym” was one of my best films, bro! D:<

I like sex as much as the next person, but that is dis-gust-ing, bro.

…and to think you call yourself a size queen, haha. That’s an average load for the jötnar.

11 November

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askdragqueenloki:

kalelle:

7ns:

black-nata:

_{_{“Hooray.”}}

#thor what are you doing you’re bruised and battered and covered in goo this is not the time for victorious cheering

well i guess we now know what he says post bj

…Thor, honey, I told you to stop doing those bukkake films.

“The Lay of Thrym” was one of my best films, bro! D:<

11 November

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askdragqueenloki:

hamlethatesdragons:

thor-son-of-odin:

cunning-angel:

Snow White and the Huntsman

Sorry Prince Charmant, but this time I prefer the Huntsman…

Mmmm, yes honey.